0:13: bert: hf 
 0:05: 5
 0:04: 4
 0:03: 3
 0:02: 2
 0:01: 1
15:00: Your join code for this match is 8673
15:00: Fight!
14:56: roon was railed by bert
14:17: bert was blown away by roon's super shotgun
13:46: (bert): [ARMOR] 20
10:17: (bert): [ARMOR] 20
 8:57: bert was railed by roon
 8:54: bert was railed by roon
 8:12: Out of item: chaingun
 7:51: bert was railed by roon
 7:33: Out of item: rocket launcher
 7:16: (bert): [ARMOR] 20
 6:55: (bert): [ARMOR] 20
 6:28: bert was cut in half by roon's chaingun
 5:10: bert was railed by roon
 5:00: bert was blown away by roon's super shotgun
 3:57: bert was cut in half by roon's chaingun
 3:24: bert was railed by roon
 3:13: bert was railed by roon
 3:11: bert was railed by roon
 3:06: bert was railed by roon
 3:02: bert was railed by roon
 2:41: bert almost dodged roon's rocket
 2:38: bert was railed by roon
 1:59: (bert): [ARMOR] 20
 1:15: Out of item: chaingun
 1:12: bert almost dodged roon's rocket
 1:00: 1 minute remaining.
 0:43: bert was cut in half by roon's chaingun
 0:16: roon was blown away by bert's super shotgun
 0:00: Stats for bert:

            Item | Acc. Kills Deaths Dealt Recvd Pick Miss
-----------------+----------------------------------------
         Blaster |  25%     0      -    15     -    0    0
   Super Shotgun |  59%     1      2   312   186    7    4
      Machinegun |    -     -      -     -     -    7    8
        Chaingun |  10%     0      3   456   636    9   12
        Grenades |  25%     0      -   111     -    0    0
Grenade Launcher |    -     -      -     -     -    2    0
 Rocket Launcher |   8%     0      2   630   736   10    8
         Railgun |  28%     1     10  1400  2300    7    1
    Combat Armor |    -     -      -     -     -   18   38
      MegaHealth |    -     -      -     -     -    6   11
 0:00: 
Total  | Kills Dths Sui TKs Tele Dealt Recvd TDealt TRecvd
-------+--------------------------------------------------
Player |     2   17   0   0    0  2924  3858      0      0

 0:00: Timelimit hit. Match ended.
 0:00: roon wins, 17 to 2.
 0:00: roon: g
 0:00: bert: gg